ntang: (in pursuit of cheese)
Ok, it's that time of the year again - time to compete for who can come up with the worst suggestive phrase. This time, the theme is "religion". (Last time, if you recall, it was "coffee". Example: I like my women like I like my coffee: ground up and in the freezer.)

I'll start you guys off:

- He wants you to worship at his temple
- He wants you to put an offering in his plate
- He wants you to find God

Of course, the gender isn't really important, what's important is that they are cheesy, and that they are suggestive. Bad puns? Good phrases. The more heretical the better.

Go!
ntang: (Default)
Ok, audience participation time. I'm sure you've all heard of at least one or two of these lines before... but there's room for a near-infinite variety. So, let's hear some! I'll get things started.

I like my women like I like my coffee, ...

...black and strong.
...dark and bitter.
...sweet and creamy.
...hot and wet.
...light and sweet.
...ground up and stored in the freezer.
...tied up in a sack and thrown over the back of a donkey.

Ok... GO!

(P.S. Anonymous comments are allowed, so everyone's welcome to join in, and you can get as raunchy as you wanna. ;) )

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