Salacious phrases: the religious edition

[ntang]

Ok, it's that time of the year again - time to compete for who can come up with the worst suggestive phrase. This time, the theme is "religion". (Last time, if you recall, it was "coffee". Example: I like my women like I like my coffee: ground up and in the freezer.)

I'll start you guys off:

- He wants you to worship at his temple
- He wants you to put an offering in his plate
- He wants you to find God

Of course, the gender isn't really important, what's important is that they are cheesy, and that they are suggestive. Bad puns? Good phrases. The more heretical the better.

Go!

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

She wants you to make a pilgrimage to the holy site.
She's kneeling at the alter, praying for the second coming.
She wants to give herself completely to Jesus Christ, accepting his love into her body as they become one.